Ten days on Mykonos. Three consecutive world champions. No marketing managers. No PR-approved angles. No “content strategy.” Everything was shot on real film because digital is for people who say “content” unironically.
What survived is 98 pages of pure analog truth: the riding, the wreckage, the conversations nobody was supposed to hear, the 3 a.m. gyro negotiations, and enough behind-the-scenes mayhem to make at least one sponsor nervous. This is the closest you’ll get to being there without being part of the Trap.
RISO printed and handbound in Portugal by people who give a damn. Misalignments, ink quirks, unpredictable grain—every copy carries its own personality. No two are identical.
This thing isn’t meant to stay pretty. It’ll get worn, bent, scraped, maybe start falling apart after enough abuse — that’s the point. If it still looks new in a year, you did it wrong.
No reprints. No extras “found in a warehouse.” No secret stash. 50 copies. Full stop.
EVERY ZINE INCLUDES:
Gyros & Gunfingers Club Hat
A2 Poster
Exclusive Sticker Pack
ARTIST EDITION INCLUDES:
A4 Signed One of One RISO Print
Gyros & Gunfingers Club Hat
A2 Poster
Exclusive Sticker Pack
This isn’t merch. This isn’t a magazine. This isn’t mass-produced.
It’s 98 analog pages of things that you will never see anywhere else.
Shipping starts end of November 2025. All orders are sent with a tracking number - Please allow 1 - 2 weeks delivery for Europe and a bit more for the rest of the world. We are a very small business and travelling a lot. Thanks for your support and patience. <3
